Masha07's "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" review (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 - The boy who lived
11 years ago there was a man who gave special powers to the chosen ones. On the 16th July, he felt the borning of a new chosen special baby, and her name was Masha. But when the man arrived on 22th July in her, her mother's and her brother's house, when he started searching for my future characteristics, he warned that my special power is going to be very, very, very special, but dangerous. He warned that this baby can get addicted to logic, ships, cartoons, ponies, anime and magic and get crazy... So they waited for that, and that happened...

That Masha girl is actually me, surprise, haha! Hello, Masha Liebiedieva is here with two of my OCs Masha Watering(yes, her name is "Masha", too, but she was created before i've appeared in my videos) and her twin-sister Dasha Watering!

-Hi! - Said Masha(OC).

-Hi~! - Said Dasha sweetly.

This is my first in-book review! Guess why? Don't answer. We are going to review a "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" book!

The Harry Potter books make up the popular series written by J. K. Rowling. I've red the first book last Summer and now i'm reading the second book. Hah, i'm getting nervous a bit...

-Is that because after this book you're going to read that third? - Asked Dasha. - Just imagine everything like in LEGO!

-And Masha, - Said Masha(OC). - I would like to show you something.

* Masha(OC) teleports a rainbow pillow*

-This is an Anti-Stress Special Pillow, so that you would calm down when you're bombing.

Okay, let's start the review! It's time to imagine my childhood movie in it's book...

"Chapter 1 - The boy who lived".

Maybe correctly "The boy who ignores getting his friends along".

-...

-...Huh.

"Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."

-Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Said Dasha.

"They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense."

I believe in magic, because it exists in THIS universe.

"Mr Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills."

Huh, so that's what firm he works! This question disturbed me for some time since the second movie...

-But in your childhhod, you've seen everything other way. - Said Masha.

-That's called "Mandela Effect"! - Said Dasha.

"He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large moustache. Mrs Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbours."

She's spying on neighbours?! She even watches violence and sex?! Wow, Dursleys are more rough than i thought...

"The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere."

-Yeah, right... - Growled Masha(OC).

"The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it."

About what i said just now?

"They didn’t think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters."

Oh.

To be continued...